The new face of the Republican party
First, it was John McCain, but they quickly realized he wasn’t conservative enough.
Then, it was Sarah Palin, and they realized she wasn’t smart enough and started calling her names.
So, finally, the Republicans have found the new leader of their political party — “Joe” the Plumber.
It doesn’t matter that his name isn’t Joe and it doesn’t matter than he isn’t even a licensed plumber, because this guy does it all. He is even an expert on foreign policy, and agreed with a mental midget question which suggested a vote for Obama would be the “death of Israel” and the end of American democracy.
So chin up, Republicans. You may lose this election, but at least you threw McCain under the bus and established a couple of fresh faces for your storied political party in Palin and Wurzelbacher.
Ah yes, the future looks oh so bright with those two leading the way!
